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hagridsbeard:

When F. Scott Fitzgerald was 6 years old he had a birthday party to which nobody came. He waited on the porch all afternoon in his freshly pressed suit but nobody showed, so at last he went inside and ate his entire birthday cake, including several candles.

This is the most sad and hilarious thing I have ever read. 

I wasn’t aware Fitzgerald was my spirit animal

now i am aware

(Source: mermaidsbones, via lostinourownshadow)

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    I had a birthday like this once. I invited everyone in my elementary class to my birthday party. Only my neighbor showed...

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    also want to laugh ‘cause I’m

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    me sad, and not much does: When F. Scott Fitzgerald was 6 years old he had...birthday...

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    He then went on to write The Great Fatsby.

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    force my friends to bring their kids to my kid’s party. It makes my heart hurt...these...

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