February 2012
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eskapismus:
hagridsbeard:
When F. Scott Fitzgerald was 6 years old he had a birthday party to which nobody came. He waited on the porch all afternoon in his freshly pressed suit but nobody showed, so at last he went inside and ate his entire birthday cake, including several candles.
This is the most sad and hilarious thing I have ever read.
I wasn’t aware Fitzgerald was my spirit animal
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wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
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A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
it’s bland taste it i’ve had enough shut it down shut it down.
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
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biokevin:
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“In a twin-engine aircraft, the purpose of the second engine is to supply the...”
– Pilot Wisdom (via pilotwisdom)